Monday, March 11, 2013

NEWS RELEASE: JERUSALEM BEFORE EASTER (update)

JERUSALEM, MARCH 11, 33 A.D.:

The Jerusalem Convention and Visitors Bureau announced today that because of the high demand for booth space in the Temple for Passover Week that additional space would be provided.  Sharon Absuluer, recording scribe for the Bureau said that Temple officials decided to offer space in corporate tents on the outside of the Temple but still on the grounds so as not to leave so much money on the table.  "People will pay anything for this week and we are not going to pass it up just because we ran out of room", said Wade Rasandoberg, board member and also a  member of the Temple's ruling council.

Absuluer reiterated earlier reports that everyone involved was certain sufficient steps had been taken to prevent any social or religious disturbance during this festive week that has become such a large economy driving event for the city.  "Plenty of Roman troops will be in the city and there is a chance the country preacher, Jesus,  may not even attend.  Announcement of the entertainment in the various venues around town for the week will be announced soon.