North Carolina vs South Carolina
I know the only person who ever lived that could come close
to telling us how the North Carolina Tar Heels feel going into tonight’s game
was Old Testament hero David. Not since
the day little undersized David slew the giant Goliath with five slick, smooth
river rock has anyone felt pressure like this.
Jadeveon Clowney makes Goliath look like Michael Corleone’s brother
Fredo. Sun Visor Steve has been building
for this year since he came to Columbia and the S.C. fans are more anxious to
see their pit bull released than the Romans were on hungry lion day. S.C. may go all the way this year and let
Steve go out with one more SEC if not National Championship. It will take Clowney a quarter or maybe into
the second quarter to totally suck all the air out of a brave but under matched
bunch of Tar Heels (what is a Tar Heel) but believe me this one is at least a 20 pointer. Norman’s loser, North Carolina.
Ole Miss at Vanderbilt
I know the hype.
Vanderbilt is finally a contender, the little coach that jumps up and
down like an old time shortstop has them believing. But come on, it’s Vanderbilt. The same Vanderbilt the Smoot kid from Miss
State made the offer to not hit them if they did his homework. Ole Miss is going to be pretty good if they
can figure out what they are. Are the
Rebels or Black Bears or just drunk? Whatever they are
still on the high from last year where they actually looked like a football
team and the fans actually stayed in the stands and out of the grove until the
end of most games. We need a game to
really get into and start practicing our taunts of ‘wait till you play us’ but
this is not the game. Ole Miss by at
least 14 and Vanderbilt back to looking for Duke and Wofford. Norman’s loser, Vanderbilt.
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